Aaand he's back

Hello again! I'm sure my legions of readers (I think there are about five now) were concerned that I would be stopping my Monday updates. Not so! I've just been pretty busy the last couple of weeks. Plus, there was that one time I had a hangnail that hurt really, really badly. I mean, who can concentrate on anything when you have a hangnail? But be assured that nothing should stop me from doing my normal updates from now on.

I'm only taking a couple of regular classes this semester, along with an independent study course. The two courses I have to actually visit each week are a lecture course on the Old Testament, and my Senior Capstone (yeah, I don't know what it means, either) seminar about genetic engineering.

I have been able to gather two things from all religion and science courses I've ever taken. The first is that we don't know anything. Seriously, every lecture and every textbook in science and religion courses is just a series of conjectures about things we don't know yet. The second thing I learned is that the direction we as a society are going in these fields will inevitably lead to zombie attacks.

Yeah, yeah, I know I've gone on about zombies before, but I'm serious this time! Like Al Gore serious (Nobel Prize, please)! You know how the book of Revelation predicts the resurrection of the dead? Well, science is bringing us closer than ever before! I read an article in the New York Times about how scientists at the University of Minnesota grew a rat heart from baby rat heart cells. What does this have to do with zombies? They grew the new heart inside the remains of a dead rat heart! First it's zombie rat hearts, next we'll have zombie rat livers and small intestines, and finally, entire zombie rats! Unless those people in Minnesota keep shotguns and baseball bats in their labs, we'll be facing a squeaking infestation of the undead in the next few years. Start stocking up on ammo now. You'll thank me later.