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Some people wonder why I have trouble being serious. No matter what happens, I never seem to get really worried about anything. I suppose it has to do with a little rule I like to live by: if Chuck E. Cheese's doesn't take something seriously, then neither do I. And wouldn't you know it, I got a spam email from the company today containing the following message:


Yes, you too can do your part to help the struggling economy by supporting the ticket printing and plastic jewelry manufacturing industries. See? We can all relax now.